so over at crystal's office, they started a bitter haiku competition in honor of this lovely day. that inspired more poetry. now it's your turn. post your v-day related poem, picture, youtube clip of your last interpretive dance performance, below...
I saw your ex-wife
She asked if I knew your "move."
You're right, she IS fun!
(-amC)
I'm only with you
To get to your hot brother
He makes more money.
(-jolina)
Be my Valentine
Oh, that's right, you are a bitch
Shoot yourself instead
(-tom winner)
Friends with benefits?
Sure. You die and I'll collect
The life insurance.
(-chris)
Could you stop talking
About yourself for one sec
So I can dump you?
(-jolina)
Oh why, I ask, do
I want things I cant afford?
Like having you killed.
(-alexis)
He lies to her, and her to he,
He lies back down, and so does she.
(-megan)
after getting on one knee
and charming her with poetry;
after pouring her champagne
and offering her the perfect ring;
after laying bare his soul-
relinquishing complete control-
he kissed gently her mouth and thigh,
and she gave him her kind reply:
"gosh," she said.; he sat in wait.
"maybe first, a second date?"
(-alexis)
Saint valentines day
Is cold and brown from ice sleet
Seems fitting, somehow
(-moby)
And then he asked, "Why?"
And I said, "Because you gave
me Russell Stover."
(rosita)
Poetry.....bite me.
(jake)
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